23. Austin, Texas.
My name is Cecilia
And I still don't know exactly who I am
I never will, amen.
rubeus remus potter not albus severus
can you imagine hagrid’s reaction?? he would be so so so happy and honoured, little rubeus would be getting rock cakes all the time. hagrid buys him his first owl to keep with tradition. hagrid tells him stories about all his dangerous animals and rubeus potter loves it. he gets nicknamed ‘ru’
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your…
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear