January 2011
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New Year's Challenge
1. Ten Things You Did This Year:
Finally did UIL for theatre. We advanced at zone. It was a pretty awesome experience.
Met Andrew McMahon for the first time! And I got to show him my tattoo!
Attended my high school prom at the World Trade Center in Dallas. It was one of the best nights of my life and a great way to end my senior year.
Graduated high school in May. I think that’s...
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December 2010
Let's have sex!
The rules: 1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with. 2. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion. * Jack Barakat * Rupert Grint * Gabe Saporta * Samuel L. Jackson * Hayden Christensen * Ian Somerhalder * Shia LaBeouf * Sean William Scott * Patrick Stump * John Hannah * Hugh Grant * Colin Firth * Nick Santino * Leonardo Di Caprio * Billy Zane * Chris...
Maybe I'm crazy,
lynnyavantgarde:
but last night I had this weird dream, [which is not abnormal], but it had like, Panic At The Disco in it. Me and Cici were walking down the beach, and it was like, dusk and it was really pretty, and all of a sudden I was like “Ohmygod, is that Jon Walker?” and Cici was like “I think it is.” So we walked closer and Jon Walker and Spencer Smith were just like standing around on a...
That awkward moment when you’re in the church...
thetwofacesofexpectation:
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So sick, so sick of being tired. And oh so tired of being sick. We’re both such magnificent liars. So crush, baby, I’m all yours.
I liked that song until everyone started liking...
-imsuperjerkin:
A song being popular never changes my opinion on the song… I mean, I obviously get annoyed when a bunch of people start liking a song that I’ve listened to for a while (i.e. When I was listening to “Hey There Delilah like, a year before they played it on the radio). But I don’t like the song more or less.
That moment when you realize that you're actually...
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
lynnyavantgarde:
circumstancessuckbutlifedoesnt:
x3itsjasmine:
Yuuuup.
I see
WHAT
Chloe actually told me this like 8 months ago. Haha. It’s also the reason men have nipples.
I don't understand how you can hate someone for...
I have a feeling I was right from the start. And I wished you would’ve listened to me in the first place. Because you’re still getting hurt. And I can’t fix that.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality...
snookerdoodle:
So that’s why there are so many bats in Austin. Aha!
“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via loveyourchaos)
I seriously got to stop laughing when my parents...
xeatmewhileimhot:
My mom is yelling at me like this
Then I try to keep a straight face like
But dumbass me burst out laughing like
Next thing you know, my mom is attacking me
My mom is so cute when she’s mad.
How to say Tumblr like an Australian
whitegrlbritt:
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
Bler
Like a boss. Aka like a Filipino:
STEP ONE
Tamb
STEP TWO
ler
How to say Tumblr in chinese
STEP ONE
Ching
STEP TWO
Chong
How to say Tumblr in British
STEP ONE
TUM
STEP TWO
BLAH
How to say Tumblr in Russia
STEP ONE
TUM
STEP TWO
VLERRRR
How to say Tumblr if...
the awkward moment where you walk in a room and...
xoxoillest:
“Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger....”
– Jane, Casual Blasphemies (via shakethecobwebs, lipsbetweenthehips) (via lynnyavantgarde) (via copsandrobberss)
6billionfuckheads:
Brand New - Seventy Times...
Admit it. You're the 'advice giver' to a...
lilmmmbopgal asked: Thanks for the follow! :)
lilmmmbopgal asked: Thanks for the follow! :)
Your second to last gif is someone who you will,...
twistforawhile:
forgallifrey:
jazzyclaws:
pwnis:
rinzler:
ilikeboyswholikeboys:
tsundere-for-petar:
onedayiwillfuckyourparents:
urotsuki:
underwater-love:
ob-la-di-ob-la-fucking-da:
lookthroughaglassonion:
I’m fine with this. (John Lennon and Ringo Starr)
awesome
oh………
I’m okay with this.
uh-huhuhuh, come to Butthead…
Alois bby, come to mama ;D
WHAT...